Vinladtagtig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, resourceful aardvark.

Vinladtagtig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vinladtagtig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinladtagtig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vinladtagtig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vinladtagtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to otters while wearing red kilts.

2. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.