Konwathit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless lobster.

Konwathit created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konwathit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konwathit, he will ignore you.

Konwathit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Konwathit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. You must pray to Konwathit nine times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Konwathit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.