Latbugton is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest monkey.

Latbugton created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latbugton, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latbugton, she will curse you with boils.

Latbugton's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Latbugton's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Latbugton on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Latbugton's name in vain.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Never go into red rooms.