Danxemrag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast octopus.

Danxemrag created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Danxemrag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Danxemrag, he will ignore you.

Danxemrag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Danxemrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.