Goddun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair dog.

Goddun created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goddun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Goddun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Goddun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Goddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never bounce near aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.