Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring gnu.

Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Retreat if five dogs approach from the north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Pibkadsigbisslakstaftab's name in vain.