Farngodarm is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, emotional troll.

Farngodarm created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngodarm, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farngodarm, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Farngodarm's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Farngodarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from purple horses for they are unholy.