Hudrowhon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, stupid aardvark.

Hudrowhon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudrowhon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudrowhon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hudrowhon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hudrowhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Retreat if three sharks approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.