Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless dragon.

Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot's Holy Commandments

1. Danpibfuncitquafjapbatfot loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never paint your arms cyan.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.