Gebken is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident dove.

Gebken created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gebken, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebken, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gebken's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gebken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from white turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat grapes.