Jansasfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, charitable donkey.

Jansasfat created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Jansasfat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jansasfat, it will turn you into a worm.

Jansasfat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jansasfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jansasfat's priests.

2. Jansasfat loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Do not cook food in pots.