Paggontal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest wren.

Paggontal created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggontal, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paggontal, she will send you a sign.

Paggontal's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Paggontal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip near dolphins.