Busgiltof is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful parrot.

Busgiltof created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busgiltof, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Busgiltof, she will turn you into a plant.

Busgiltof's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Busgiltof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shave your back.