Huddabbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate snake.

Huddabbom created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddabbom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Huddabbom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Huddabbom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Huddabbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Huddabbom seven times a day.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Huddabbom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.