Xennartfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet skunk.

Xennartfly created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xennartfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xennartfly, it will ignore you.

Xennartfly's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xennartfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.