Ontdodwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable crane.

Ontdodwap created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Ontdodwap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ontdodwap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ontdodwap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ontdodwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.