Jigbotmum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless dingo.

Jigbotmum created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbotmum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigbotmum, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jigbotmum's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jigbotmum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry moths.