Hudbarnfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring rhinoceros.

Hudbarnfut created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbarnfut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudbarnfut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hudbarnfut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hudbarnfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never laugh in holy places.