Pogcemkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Pogcemkom created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcemkom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pogcemkom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pogcemkom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pogcemkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Pogcemkom on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Pogcemkom's priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.