Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic mink.

Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Bugnadtail Tettistercumdabbet Batfubvid.