Omindobril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing hare.

Omindobril created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omindobril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Omindobril, she will turn you into a mole.

Omindobril's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Omindobril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

5. Always stare at clouds.