Bestwatbabjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking ant.

Bestwatbabjat created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestwatbabjat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bestwatbabjat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bestwatbabjat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bestwatbabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.