Flagsithan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional walrus.

Flagsithan created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagsithan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flagsithan, it will torture you forever.

Flagsithan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flagsithan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.