Wotfit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing shrew.

Wotfit created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotfit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wotfit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wotfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Wotfit on top of important buildings.