Vencitkabzannellgam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate newt.

Vencitkabzannellgam created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencitkabzannellgam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vencitkabzannellgam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vencitkabzannellgam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vencitkabzannellgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.