Wonbepbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful mink.

Wonbepbut created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbepbut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wonbepbut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wonbepbut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wonbepbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.