Zanrullwon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic deer.

Zanrullwon created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanrullwon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zanrullwon, she will remove you from existence.

Zanrullwon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zanrullwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.