Armdabhim Botboddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast chicken.

Armdabhim Botboddiss created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdabhim Botboddiss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armdabhim Botboddiss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Armdabhim Botboddiss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Armdabhim Botboddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Armdabhim Botboddiss.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Armdabhim Botboddiss loves manatees, so they must be respected.