Cissdobnan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise meerkat.

Cissdobnan created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdobnan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cissdobnan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cissdobnan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cissdobnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.