Tafdisspin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tafdisspin created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tafdisspin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tafdisspin, she will curse you with boils.

Tafdisspin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tafdisspin's Holy Commandments

1. Tafdisspin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must pray to Tafdisspin three times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Tafdisspin.