Poggompib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless capybara.

Poggompib created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggompib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Poggompib, it will throw large rocks at you.

Poggompib's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Poggompib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight seals approach from the west.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the east.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Poggompib.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about asteroids.