Watflatbogged is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical jackal.

Watflatbogged created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watflatbogged, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watflatbogged, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Watflatbogged's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Watflatbogged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.