Konbigbun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental toad.

Konbigbun created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konbigbun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Konbigbun, she will turn you into a mole.

Konbigbun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Konbigbun's Holy Commandments

1. Konbigbun loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Worship no other gods but Konbigbun.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.