Cebcidkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable hedgehog.

Cebcidkom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcidkom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebcidkom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cebcidkom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cebcidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never wear purple shorts.

3. Cebcidkom loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your legs orange.