Labnegquilltamzagrothub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident meerkat.

Labnegquilltamzagrothub created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labnegquilltamzagrothub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labnegquilltamzagrothub, he will turn you into a goat.

Labnegquilltamzagrothub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Labnegquilltamzagrothub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.