Rillwonhub Tapdublarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless grasshopper.

Rillwonhub Tapdublarn created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rillwonhub Tapdublarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillwonhub Tapdublarn, it will turn you into a plant.

Rillwonhub Tapdublarn's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rillwonhub Tapdublarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not take Rillwonhub Tapdublarn's name in vain.

3. Rillwonhub Tapdublarn loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Rillwonhub Tapdublarn's priests.