Fligflow Jigruttrap Nellxuckgenflignanxemhaklag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate centaur.

Fligflow Jigruttrap Nellxuckgenflignanxemhaklag created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fligflow Jigruttrap Nellxuckgenflignanxemhaklag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligflow Jigruttrap Nellxuckgenflignanxemhaklag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fligflow Jigruttrap Nellxuckgenflignanxemhaklag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fligflow Jigruttrap Nellxuckgenflignanxemhaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to whales while wearing purple hats.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.

5. Never look in ponds.