Hivhabcat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish wyvern.

Hivhabcat created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivhabcat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivhabcat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hivhabcat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hivhabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near shrews.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Hivhabcat first in all things.