Pidveennib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful hedgehog.

Pidveennib created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Pidveennib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pidveennib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pidveennib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pidveennib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Pidveennib on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.