Kemwapmet Fodhakceb is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive manatee.

Kemwapmet Fodhakceb created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemwapmet Fodhakceb, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemwapmet Fodhakceb, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kemwapmet Fodhakceb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kemwapmet Fodhakceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Kemwapmet Fodhakceb must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into orange rooms.