Homflabneg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful crab.

Homflabneg created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homflabneg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Homflabneg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Homflabneg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Homflabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.