Vadsadwon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited gnu.

Vadsadwon created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadsadwon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vadsadwon, it will think nothing of it.

Vadsadwon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vadsadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vadsadwon.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never skip near sheep.

5. Never write about comets.