Rowkondud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited otter.

Rowkondud created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowkondud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowkondud, he will ignore you.

Rowkondud's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rowkondud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rowkondud's priests.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Rowkondud.

5. Run away from magenta aardvarks, for they are unholy.