Dubbastpit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered dog.

Dubbastpit created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubbastpit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubbastpit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubbastpit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dubbastpit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubbastpit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.