Bodnilljad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil troll.

Bodnilljad created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnilljad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodnilljad, it will turn you into a slug.

Bodnilljad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bodnilljad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bodnilljad's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide from red great tits for they are unholy.