Yarrawgam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident fox.

Yarrawgam created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarrawgam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarrawgam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yarrawgam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yarrawgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Hide if nine swans approach from the south.

4. Never feed lentils to sheep while wearing pink stockings.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.