Madhubbom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Madhubbom created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madhubbom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madhubbom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Madhubbom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Madhubbom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Madhubbom loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt sharks.