Tombogwip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient wolf.

Tombogwip created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tombogwip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tombogwip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tombogwip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tombogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Always obey Tombogwip's priests.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.