Stragmondamtargbogpitjigvil Satbadtal Wodcancut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent hedgehog.

Stragmondamtargbogpitjigvil Satbadtal Wodcancut created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmondamtargbogpitjigvil Satbadtal Wodcancut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragmondamtargbogpitjigvil Satbadtal Wodcancut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stragmondamtargbogpitjigvil Satbadtal Wodcancut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stragmondamtargbogpitjigvil Satbadtal Wodcancut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not stand on grass.