Bossgenfab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured fish.

Bossgenfab created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgenfab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossgenfab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bossgenfab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bossgenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.